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Posted: Sat May 03, 2014 4:15 pm
by CathyK
A 54 year old woman had
a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a Near Death Experience.
Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had
someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she
had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last beautifying operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing
the street on her way home, she was struck stone dead by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "You said I had another 43 years? Why didn't you
pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied: "I would have done, but I didn't recognize you!"